(Source: mareluna3001)

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We both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are.
Obama, on the “sense of kinship” he feels with Jay-Z, at a fundraiser hosted by the rapper last night. (via officialssay)
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Mornings.

Mornings.

(Source: lindsaylohanthony)

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goosetavo:

LMAO I CAN’T.

goosetavo:

LMAO I CAN’T.

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